Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Edisi Sembang : Marilah kita berEnglish Edukesyen!!!



Arini day aku started and RUINED by Subway Taipan USJ.
Huhu..
Seriously, before this aku senang je order my subway.

I want it toasted without the cheese melted.

I took my order slalunya from non-malay kot before this.
They easily understand, 'with cheese,not melted' and i got my order right,no problem.
Tapi arini lain story..
Sume depan counter orang melayu lak.

Aku cakap ngan malay guy #1 mcm tu, dia x letak cheese aku lak.
huhu
Maybe dia ingat aku cakap 'no cheese'.

Pastu malay guy #2 lak, lagi sengal.
X paham apa maksud 'melt'!...
Melt?
Dia ingat melt=toast so dia x masuk dalam toaster la roti aku.
Sampai 3 kali dia tanya aku..

Melt?
Melt?
Melt?
Toast?
ooo..no toast!OK


Aku malas nak argue psl beratur panjang kat belakang aku.
Plus,malay guy #2 ni buat muka 'angkat kening' mcm aku ni very hard to understand..
Very NO-NO la in my book in term of customer service ni.
Aiyoo...Kalo wat muka mcm tu,aku malas lah nak layan.

So arini dapatlah aku makan subway kejung and sejuk psl pekerja2 ni x paham ape maksud 'melt'.
Seriously there's something wrong ngan Malay yang malas sangat nak put effort tuk belaja English.
I still remember time sekolah rendah aku BI slalu failed.
My bro and sis always ejek my english teruk..huhuh.
But aku niat berubah.
Put effort once aku masuk High school Klang.
Aku kat asrama speaking walaupon broken pon.
Sampai kena ejek, 'ko ni speaking prong,prang,prong,prang bukan betul pon!'
Kalo yang panggil aku poyo toksah kira la..Lg ramai..huhu
Kalo aku g library,aku pinjam buku english..
X paham pon aku baca pahamkan.Tengok kamus bagai
Sampaikan penah tu my english penah tanya in class what quality in a friend that u seek.
Aku kena jawab berdir with the whole class waiting for my answer.

Mmhmmm...CLEVER?

Yes, that was the only word i could think of. 'Clever'!.
Padahal banyak lagi words yang aku leh choose.Honesty, helpful,loyal,etc...
Huhuh..Aku malu tapi that didnt bring me down.
Aku keep my quest tuk at least tgk entire movie tanpa any help from subtitle.
Baca paper omputih tiap hari sampaikan 'Malay Mail' tu jadi paper feveret aku dulu(skrg dah bangkrap kot,Huhu)
Alhamdulillah, the result years later boleh aku cakap 'berjaya' walaupon not entirely.
SPM BI A, kat universiti paper english 'BEL' tu mmg paper dapat A dalam genggaman.
To think, BEL always tulun mg CGPA kasi jadi cantek sikit..huhu

How did i get there?
Practice,practice,practice..
I didn't born with it.
My family don't speak english pon around the house.
And among my friends, takde pon speaking bagai.
So please lah ummah melayu.
Jangan rasa english tu mcm bahasa orang riak.
It is not. It's a neccessity.
If anything, you are at the losing end pasal x reti speaking.

Just my rambles of the day..

Edisi Kerja :Alamak! Role Baru Aku kat Office




Hallu and salam frens!

Sape kenal aku mesti tau aku ni pemalu orangnya..
Tapi who knew i get the chance to be a project manager.
Yes..you heard me right!
PROJECT MANAGER!
And this project will be the evaluation of my KPI so no excuse to slack off.
Walaupon i act as a PM for a small scale project, the pressure still the same.
3 bulan ihave to complete the project.
Dahla kena jadi PM, kena wat coding jugak okeyh!
So far i've been a a PM for almost a week.
I do see areas that needed improvement.

First: My weakness to speak with higher management.
Biggest problem! Aku easily intimidated with people with higher rank/power or superior in any way.
Certainly pasal my lack of confidence.
I am trying my best to solve this problem tapi dunno how.
Kadang-kadang aku dengar orang cakap about themselves like this...

'Memang aku ni macam ni. Nak wat camne. Xleh ubah so orang lain xleh judge la.Lagi pantang kalo suruh berubah. No way! I'd rather be like this forever.'

- Si Polan


Bila aku dengar orang cakap macam ni, aku sentap.
Pasal the issue is very close to my heart as i've been trying to solve the same problem all my life.
Yes, there's been improvement i had accomplish.
Ask any of my past friends, they would say i've improved a lot.
So i know deep down in my heart, i can do it.
Buang orang yang had been holding me back so much tu.
My inner self yg suka soalkan diri.
Insyaallah, niat baik Allah always akan tolong.

Second:Technical and programming skill

For obvious reason lah kan..
Kompom kena naik taraf skill aku..
Bayangkan in barely 10 months aku jadi programmer and wat coding bagai, tetibe kena jadi PM lak.
Kadang2 segan lah kan my team tanya pasal itu ini tapi aku x reti jawab.


Third: My English

Although not so bad but still kena improve

Fourth: Time management

The crucial thing to improve.
Target aku nak finish the project way earlier than scheduled so AJA AJA FIGHTING!

Fifth: Lack of Focus

Yes.I am easily distracted. Kalo ade FB ke, forum ke, aku cepat je lekat..hoho!

Sixth: Creativity and Imaginative

Yerp. Ini antara paling payah skill tuk aku dapatkan. Bayangkan betapa sakit hati kalo
your brain don't even thought of a solution to a simple problem. Being a problem manager,
ideas and solution is basically all coming from your vision so nak xnak, this skill is a must!

Agak2 ape lagi yang aku kena improve ek?
Huhu............

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Edisi Random: A week of Facebook Absence

Salam n good day peeps!
Sekarang ni lunch hour..
Perut lapar tapi aku puasa sunat lak
So nak ilangkan ingatan kat perut sat, better aku blogging..Heheh
Saje la nak bgtau yang my week without Facebook has been easy.
I admit, lagi increase my productivity at work
Sebelom ni sebok nak baca status2 org or write my own.
Sekarang ni fokus almost 70% to work compare to before which about less than 50%.
Alhamdulillah!
Tapi bawak jugak masalah.
Sekarang ni aku n friends tengah handle trip camping ke Ledang for 2 days.
So banyak ler kena communicate thru facebook coz being it is the easiest medium to communicate.
So memang rasa lah susah tu.
Nasib baik organizer tu kami sendiri jek so any updates from us jugak.
Kalo follow orang, kompom kena keep in the know of the latest updates.
Tapi ingat lepas ledang nak reactivate FB for a week so leh kenal2 ngan bebudak daki sekali,tag2 pictures and sume2 lah..
Pastu tutup balik.
ACI DAK?
HAHAAHAHAHAHa...As long as i keep my focus at work kan!
Orait..Later!

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Edisi Family : Moving Out to my Own Place?

Nak mengeluh sikit ni..
Xtau kenape my dad kebelakangan ni anta sms2 pelik time subuh.
Anta sms2 berbentuk nasihat agama.

For those yang tak tahu, my dad ni org tabligh.
Slalu dia anta sms berbentuk keagamaan so aku baca je lah.
Tapi recently sms tu semacam jek nasihat dia.
Kata dia menangis tengok anak2 yang tak semenggah macam kami2 ni.
Tak tahulah kalo that means anyone in particular.
Katanya sedih anak2 dia nak heret dia ke neraka pasal perangai kami yang terlampau moden dan x mengamalkan kehidupan Rasulullah.
And malu orang dok ngata bapak orang tabligh tapi anak-anak x ke surau pon.
Huhu

Seriously?
Aku rasa kalo tengok family kami ni,anak2 jenis yang okay2 jek.
Paling teruk, leka layan tengok tv.
Xdelak bersosial bagai.Xde pon yang membojan.
Xde jugak yang pakai seksi2.
Huhu.

Now aku rasa aku patut move out.
Entahlah.X sedap lak dia kata bende2 yang aku beli mcm tv and astro tu sebagai maksiat.
Even kalo aku beli2 barang2 dapur like ayam kat hypermarket pon dia slalu persoalkan halal and kata tak suci.
Pakai sluar pendek dalam umah pon kena marah.Huhu.
Pastu semalam marah2 lak aku psal lambat solat.
X lambat mana pon actually.
Lagi 40 minit nak masuk waktu isyak jek.
Kira dalam 30 minit after azan maghrib aku tak solat lagi.
Sebok layan Amazing Race yang nak habes kul 8.10.Huhu.
Dah nengking2 aku kata waktu dah nak abes.
Sampai kata perangai x senonoh bila makin tua.
what is that?Seriously?

Tak sedap hati lah kalo sampai ke tahap macam tu.
Sure.Aku bukanlah macam anak ustaz tapi cara menasihat tu hah..
Macam aku ni budak2 pulak.
Aku tau cara hidup Islam sume tu.
Aku dah matang.

Now i am seriously thinking about moving out.
bawak klua sume tv,astro yang maksiat tu.
elok lah..Xdelah barang2 maksiat aku tu menarik Aishah Balqis adik most junior aku tu.
Dok pasan my Ummi also dah syok tgk tv jek
So maybe lah aku patot move out.
Biarlah rumah tu untuk di kalangan orang2 muslim sejati je.

Sorry if any of you think i'm acting like a child.
Tapi sedih la diperlakukan camtu.
Pikir2 skrg ni bajet kalo duk umah sewa.
Ingat nak somewhere closer so duit minyak pon bulih save.
And save time pasal sejam setengah dr sg buloh ke usj for work really headache la.

Sape2 yang nak bagi nasihat kat aku,feel free to do so down below ^_^

Monday, February 20, 2012

Edisi Makan : Subway oh Subway.Eat it Just The Way You Like It!




It's official!
Faveret joint aku tuk makan sekarang ni adelah Subway!
Almost practically you eat something that you cook yourself.
Beratoq, pilih itu ini and wallah, ko dapat makan something yang au sendiri nak.
Lagi-lagi semenjak keje kat Taipan ni.
Got a Subway joint close by.
And i love the fact diaorg tak tax my meal like regular fast food chains.
Harga pon leh kira affordable.

My usual choice, sub of the day with any of the cookies.


NYUM..NYUM!

Aku prefer my bread to Wheat!
Kinda 'ugly duckling' of the breads pasal they are darker in color but i think it's the healthiest among all the choices of bread in Subway.
Love them veggies!Lagi banyak and fresh lagi best!
My usual, all of them veggies except for olive.
Aku x suka ngan olive ni.
Had it once and didn't like it at all. Kinda odd tasting.
Love makan dengan cili sos,bbq sos and mustard.



Also the fact yang subway ni economical.
With a day long sub of the day, you can eat different sandwiches each day of the week.
Also found that something more awesome and cheaper than the sub of the day.

SUBWAY BREAKFAST!

For only RM6.30, aku boleh enjoy a sandwich full with veggies,egg and healthy slices of white meat.
Tambah gak dengan hot drinks with free refill.
Need i say more?
For only 6.30, aku kenyang sampai petang.


I think subway also among the healthiest fast food around.
So kalo makan tiap hari pon xpe kan.
Tapi xleh la.Kalo dak pokai.
Aku skrg ni makan subway at least twice a week.
My fave, Italian BMT.SUb of the day every monday.
Sedap,sedap!
Today i just had one of those..
And tapau 3 kepin cookies.
Heaven!
Apa barang McD! Unhealthy!
K lah..saje je wat post gini.
Lama x gi review2 restoran so review suway pon jadi lah..ahaks.
Allritey! Asslamualaikum and till then,BYE!

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Edisi Meroyan: Farewell Facebook!



Assalamualaikum and we meet another day!How r u?

By this time maybe some are wondering kenape aku nak tutup akaun facebook aku rite?
Ade stalker ke?
Ade gaduh ke?
Dah boring ke?
Kena hacked ke?

The answer is none of the above.

Bear with me. This gonna be a long post tapi aku bukan cakap kosong.Huhu


Aku just decide nak freeze my facebook account for a while and see how will it turn out
See either i really need it or need to completely shut it down.

Reason being?

Biar aku story dulu how facebook really changed my life over the past 3 years or so.
Aku sedar my social life has significantly improved.
People say facebook has negative impact on them but not me.
Aku dapat rekindle past friendship yang long lost.
Aku dapat organize meetup ngan my friends easily.
Dapat tau perkembangan member2 so x rasa we missing them.
A complete turnaround for me.
But you remember my previous post yang i recently got weird with my browsing habit?
Aku banyak browse forum,browse facebook instead of working?


Apparently a colleague of mine saw me on facebook instead of working and report this to my superior and manager.
Huhu..I cannot blame him/her la. I don't know who it is..
I know he/she meant well when he/she report me to my manager.

Macam dejavu plak ngan time sekolah dulu.
Ade budak perempuan kelas aku report aku cheating jawab test kat cikgu.


Aku tengok sifir kat belakang buku tulis tu.Hahah.
Truth was, aku xtau langsung nak buat and my answer paper was EMPTY!
SO a desperate that i was, aku tiru pasal nak write somethg on my pathetic empty answer paper.
Tapi got caught lak. Kena report lak tu.
Seb baik cikgu just tegur je.Huhu

Back to the current story, the management ingatkan semua orang in my team untuk stop facebook.
Weird thing was when manager ask each of us 'X boleh keje ke kalo takde facebook?'
I knew all along this report came with my name in particular coz aku sedar, my manager keep looking at my face.
Huhu...sedih!
But my teammates were understanding and so were my managers.
They were advising me with a manner that i can accept tp tu yang buat aku lagi sedih coz i feel guilty sebab cemarkan nama depa n the team.


How i felt?

Guilty as charged?
Memang iye. Aku memang bersalah 100%.Korang pon been my witness since aku blogged and admit about it before even i got caught.

Malu?
Absolutely!Aku malu dengan my colleagues yang lain. Aku malukan my manager/superior coz they had to be reminded oleh si polan yang report tu.
Aku tau aku dah malukan nama team and my manager. And i take full responsibilities of it.

Marah?
No. I understand i had to be reported. I was caught doing facebook at the wrong place and at the wrong time.
So people should question, 'Dia ni keje ke tidak?makan gaji buta ke?'

Sedih?
Yes!And kecik hati. I would've wish reporter ni come directly at me and tegur instead of hooking my manager/superior.
I'm a big boy. I can take criticism. They had nothing to do with my facebooking.
Also besides yang i know for a fact yang i was the only one yang gigih facebook while at work that day.
So my team shouldnt be dragged into my carelessness.
AKu sedih lak aku dah cemar my own name and my team's.

Remorseful?
Yes! Aku dah serik. Aku kena tutup akaun facebook aku.
ALso aku nak stop masuk forum walaupon it's good untuk aku keep up to date dengan current issue.
I have to keep my 100% focus on my work while at the office.
This had to be done now or never.

For now, aku hanya terus blogging sahaja.I'm sure it's for the best.
Lagipon, aku fikir watpe aku declare my status slalu kat everyone i facebook kan?
eloklah aku blog jek..
Hanya org yang really care about me je aku share my thought with
Sure, i'm gonna miss facebook..
Agak terfikir macamana my social life gonna be after aku takde facebook
But Insyaallah aku akan survive.
Niat baik, Allah always akan tolong.
Productivity at work is the priority!

SO goodbye facebook!I'm gonna miss you!
Sape2 yang nak jemput aku kenduri tu boleh email rockrules17@gmail.com or call me terus @ 019-2487071
Aku akan datang insyaallah.

Till then, harap you'all keep in touch with my blog.
Aku always gonna update it from now on since facebook dah takde.Huhu.
BYE!

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Edisi Random: Jumaat, Potluck!

Assalamualaikum n how are you blogeeks sekalian?

Sape kat sini tak suka harti Jumaat?
Aku rasa sume suka..
For me, selain menjadi penghulu kepada segala hari, there's something better that calls Friday Night!
Who knew ni lah time tuk berehat, enjoy and excitement at all time high..
If there's a fun-mometer available, i think everybody rate this time sebagai AWESOME time!
This Friday also menjadi more lovely pasal it's my turn untuk bawak makanan for friday potluck.
While some may dread for their turn, I love it.
It's the only time i can let people outside of my family eat what i made.
Some give compliments which can be great because it's one of my favorite hobby.
Turn for today, i made bihun dengan sambal kentang.
Mula2 nak buat bihun dengan sambal ikan bilis tapi malas lak..
But okaylah..Habis gak kena sebat ngan budak2 ofis.
I may not be gifted to make cooking as a career but at least i get to be one during my turn untu bawak potluck.
It will always be my pleasure.
Tak kisahlah klua duit sikit kan but at least inilah cara aku express my gratitude to all the good people in my office.
Until then, Bye and have a good friday peeps!

Edisi Sembang : Tetiba Kena Rasuk Setan Malas!

Assalamualaikum,

Semalam aku meroyan, arini aku nak wat exorcism lak..

Calling bomoh-bomoh siam and indon, aku kena rasuk!

aRGKhhH!



Apesal korang tanye?
Ni hah! Keje melambok tapi aku malas!
Xtaulah kenape..Maybe pasal aku rasa kerja tu senang so aku jadi tambah malas.
Konon senang sangat aku leh siap in matters of hours daripada deadline yg aku set sampai seminggu lamanya..hahah
Tapi deadline nak sampai tapi aku baru wat sikit..huhu
Insyaallah aku bulih siap and deploy in time but still, perangai setan ni sungguh bangsat!


Dia ajak aku tengok pesbook.
Dia ajak aku dengar mp3 lagu2 yang melekakan.
Dia ajak aku tengok youtube!
Dia ajak aku layan forum.



Ya Allah. Ko campak and sombatlah setan ni dalam neraka Jahannam!
Aku x rela berterusan jadi gini.
Nak jadi produktif and capai KPI dengan excel.
Nauzubillah..


ps: Nauzubillah means 'We seek refuge in Allah (from evil)'. Without the n at the beginning it means 'I seek refuge in Allah (from evil)'. It is a short form of a longer phrase: Naudhubillah min al-Shaytan al-Rajeem - I seek refuge in Allah from the accursed Satan. Rajin2 lah guna yek coz sebagai manusia kita terlampau senang jatuh dengan ajakan jahat syaitan.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Edisi Meroyan : Malas Dah!

Sori berampon patik mohon pasal takde kesempatan blogging...
Kekadang pelik, camne avid bloggers leh find the time tuk blogging ni?huhuh
Maybe depa tanam anggur jek kan.. Hidup blogging lg lucrative gamaknye.
Ni ade lah nak royan sikit..sikit jek x banyak pon..hikhik

Before start story, i wanna share la a bit yang I myself suka event planning.
All started during time belaja dulu. Aku successfully organized a class trip ke UTM.
Dari paperwork sampailah jadi chaperone aku wat sorang.
Bangga lak pencapaian aku time tu..Pahtu dapat jd co-organize AI talk plak..Alhamdulillah also lancar.
Then i see myself love doing those things.
Aku suka layout plan properly and execute them accordingly.
Deal with people and budget time and money wisely.
Hence, aku also successfully organize trip ke Krabi,Bali n Phuket..
Decide hotel,tarikh,sume aku buat.
Heck,i even wat research okeyh.
Cuaca,harga hotel,package sume. Sampai restoran halal pon aku rajin2 google.
Selain yang tu, aku selalu gak manage majlis2 reunion like buka puasa and such.
Tried my best as possible tuk accommodate sume org based on their request.
Ade yang nak tarikh tu, nak tarikh ni, nak murah la, kena ikut tarikh depa masuk gaji lah,x selera makan sana lah.
Sume aku consider mind you and yeah, i should tae credit for that coz it aint easy.

Tapi as fun as it was, i am done! Why?
Rasa macam aku syok sendiri plak.
Jemput x datang. Refuse bagi alasan macam2. Yang tu okey gik.
Kalo yang kansel bagai lagi lah..
Tu pasal bende macam tu wat aku rasa mcm syok sendiri.
My last task was to organize a trip to Tioman.
Dah plan bagai, sorang2 tarik diri.
Ade tu tarik diri semata pasal xleh make decision..Hmmm..Camne tu?
Last2 tinggal 2,3 orang je dari plan 7-8 orang. Memang bende tu wat aku give up la weyh!

La ni tgh planning g camping kat G. Ledang lak. Aku serah kerja tu kat member aku je.
Aku xmoh dah. But still, aku tolong2 gak lah coz aku xmau plan ni jadi another failure.
So itu je kot aku nak royan.
Aku x marah sgt pon ngan member2 aku yang bertuah sgt neh..ahaks..
Cuma agak kecik hati la kan..
Tapi sapelah aku.
Anak jantan kecik hati sape pedulik kan?ahaks..

Till then, Assalamualaium n see you in another post next time. BYE!

Friday, February 3, 2012

My Blog ver 2.0

Aku ingat aku nak tambah kasi menarik la blog aku ni ha..Ntahla...Rasa macam dull je..

Gambor kurang, xde pendedahan retis ekslusif, takde pengisian ilmu berpekdah..

Mana tau kan blog aku ade potensi jadi blog2 hot skrg nih.. ( serious dowh aku xtau blog ape yg org slalu follow kat Malaysia ni kecuali Paultan)

Nak kasi berhasap dapor tuk ruangan resipi pon malas...huhu

So i'm thinking for a start aku bulih categorize my post. Kasi kemas sikit.

Yelah kan.Kadang-kadang orang bukan suka baca post2 heart and soul ni.. Jiwangan sangat..Ade setengah orang suka tengok gambor2 jek.

Setengah orang lak masuk blog just for the purpose of stalking people. Mujur blog aku takde stalker. Kalo dak wajarlah aku beli pepper spray e, kayu besball ke.Hoho.

Pahtu sekejap speaking london, sekejap guna bahasa market. So aku decide tuk guna bahasa rojak dalam blog aku..

I don't know about you tapi kalo aku view blog-blog orang, yang speaking2 ni gue tak bace sangat.. Ntahla.Rasa x best..So aku guna bahasa melayu lah walaupon dulu time belajo english aku mantain dapat A jek..Kembang lak si mangkuk ni jap..hikshiks.

So nantikanlah kemunculan rupe baru blog aku..Ingat nak tukar tagline sekali..Banner tu aku bior kot..Sekarang aku gemok, yang tu gambor kurus..Apa salahnya kan guna gambor 2,3 tahun lepas yang nampak muda and ensem sikit..hahah

Nyah Ko Sarang Lelabah!!!

Penggali Kubor: Tuk,tuk

Momok: Ye Pakcik!

Penggali Kubor: Pakcik nak gali balik goblog ni dari kuburan ya!

Momok : Abeh tu pasni aku nak kemana pulak bah? Lama dah aku beranak pinak kat blog berantu tadak orang ni

Penggali Kubor: Jangan risau. aku rasa ko pasti kembali ke blog ni.. Blog ni dah macam dusun dorian pulok..sekejap ade,kejap xde.

Momok: Ye tak ye deh..Kalo camtu aku serah le blog ni kat mung jek..aku g kaco anak dara kat asrama nurse kat simpang Jalan Makmur tu ha..lagi pekdah..HAHAHAHAHA!

Penggali Kubor: Pakcik seroh goblog ni kat mung balik na..Selesai kojer den arini!

AKU: Mekaseh ye Pak! I'M BAAAAAAACKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heheh..This time i promise for more fun posts and most importantly, updated regularly..heheh.

INSYAALLAH!

Tapi sempena merayakan kembalinya aktif blog ni, ku persembahkan lagu peberet den la ni..ENJOY!